Update at bottom!
MISSING
Have you seen this Boy?
Missing for several days, and much searched for. Have looked in all the usual places including some not so usual (laundry baskets, refrigerators, closets, dresser drawers). Boy has a receding hairline, chewed on hands and feet and has very loose joints. Was last seen wearing navy pants, brown knee high boots and purple patterned long sleeve shirt. Recent activities include excessive drinking while on a recent camping trip. See exhibit A.
If you have any information please comment or email. There is NO reward offered however a replacement might be purchased at Wal Mart should his disappearance last much longer.
Exhibit A:
If you have any information please comment or email. There is NO reward offered however a replacement might be purchased at Wal Mart should his disappearance last much longer.
Exhibit A:
Breaking News!!!!
Boy has been located! He was hiding out behind Lea's desk. Possibly comatose. All seems well and he has already had a bath, courtesy of Lea
3 comments:
Seriously, how am I supposed to comment on this?!? LMAO!!! He hasn't made his way to Texas yet, but that's all I can tell ya!
Have you considered consulting a child psychologist? Lea's obsession with this "boy" could have potentially negative long-term effects...
; )
Phew! I was really worried, was about to start a candle-light vigil:)
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